Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Things I thought I would never hear

From my mouth:

Keep your spit in your mouth
Leave the pee in the potty
Good try Ivy but the CD doesn't go in the blu-ray player
Yes you can watch a little TV
Come on buddy, get your PJs off and your day clothes on, we gotta go...
Ivy please get down from the kitchen, it isn't safe (I say this one a lot)
Yes you can have a lollipop but first you have to let Mama finish at the post office

From Aaron's mouth:

Ivy you are my husband
Burp Burp Burp Burp Burp (the word not the action...while at the post office trying to fill out a customs form)
But Mama I wanna eat my veggies first (surely not my child...)
I don't WANNA go outside

There are more from each but those are the most recent I can think of!


Jenny said...

LOL!!! Those are great!

Kristen said...

hehe....I say a lot of those a lot too, and several times over!

Sandy Alexander said...

Too funny. How about, "DON'T TOUCH THE POOPY!"

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! I love it! -Melissa